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VERSE 1
Ever since his mama died
Through ladies’ windows Farley spied
To punish, Dad said dig a hole
And Daddy’s always in control
Now his dear old dad is dead
Child’s mind still in his head
Yet his body’s fully grown
And the freak is on the loose all alone
CHORUS 1
He's freaky
Freaky Farley
He doesn't party
But there's one thing he'll do
He's a freak
Freaky Farley
He isn’t sorry
And Freaky Farley's gonna peep on you
VERSE 2
The girl is naked for a swim
She invites him to come in
Not like others from his past
Farley has a friend at last
But there are monsters in the trees
(monsters in the trees)
Worse than Farley’s peeping sprees
(peeping peeping)
Now she’s dead and he is mad
(dead dead dead dead)
Time for revenge; it will be bad
CHORUS 2
He's freaky
Freaky Farley
He doesn't party
But there's one thing he'll do
He's a freak
Freaky Farley
He isn’t sorry
And Freaky Farley's gonna murder you
BRIDGE
He’s out there in the woods
(Freaky Farley Freaky Farley)
Better close your curtains tight
(Freaky Farley Freaky Farley)
Your window’s so inviting
(Freaky Farley Freaky Farley)
To those watching in the night
(Freaky Farley Freaky Farley)
CHORUS 1
CHORUS 2
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Flexxxing for the Ladiez
03:09
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VERSE 1
Pounding out some curls
I’m at the gym to be seen
Being watched by the girl
At the thigh squeezing machine
So I strike a pose
Without breaking a sweat
To make sure she knows
What she sees she might get
My biceps aquiver
My abs make me shiver
My pecs pumped up stretching my skin
As I look in the mirror
It couldn’t be clearer
My body’s in it for the win
CHOURS 1
I flex for my girlfriend
I flex for my wife
I flex for all the special women
I’ve known through my life
Take a look at these glutes
You can give them a squeeze
‘Cause I’ve devoted my life
To flexing for the ladies
VERSE 2
She goes down for a squat
Gym shorts tight on her rear
She knows that she’s hot
Her eyes pull me near
She puts on a show
I’m enjoying the view
But I think we both know
She doesn’t look as good as I do
I get under the bar
To show her how far
I can pump iron into ecstasy
I check my reflection
And gaze at perfection
I’m swole as swole can be
CHORUS 2
I flex for hot teachers
I flex for hot moms
I flex for college girls
‘Cause smart ladies are the bomb
I flex for ingenues
For babes in their 80s
‘Cause I’ve devoted my life
To flexing for the ladies
BRIDGE
Here I am
Here I am
Look at me
Look at me
Watch me pump
Watch me strut
Look at me
Look at me
CHORUS 3
I’m flexing for the public
I’m flexing for the fans
If you’d like to come and watch me
I don’t have other plans
I’ll flex for you right now
So don’t call me a tease
‘Cause I’ve devoted my life
To flexing for the ladies
CHORUS 4
I’m flexing for the ladies
I’m flexing for the men
I’m flexing for myself
I thing I’m gonna flex again
There’s no need to act bored
You can touch if you say please
‘Cause I’ve devoted my life
To flexing for the ladies
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VERSE 1
Those bell-bottom pants
Vibrate on your hips
I know you’re checking out my mallet
From the way you lick your lips
I can pound my own drum
Beat my skins, ring my gong
But the groove is so much better
When we’re both thumping along
PRE-CHORUS
I’m gonna bang you
Bang you
Bang you
CHORUS
I'm gonna bang you like a cowbell
Set the tempo with my stick
Pounding out the downbeat
Coming loud and quick
VERSE 2
You know that I can play
I’m rhythmically endowed
The rock is like thunder
You scream even more loud
There’s a ringing in our ears
We both know what that’s about
When the banging begins
You got to let your metal out
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS
BRIDGE
That’s it baby
You’re bagin’ just right
Let’s do it baby
We can keep bangin’ all night
CHORUS x2
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I’m a loner (x4)
Standing on my own
Rock is my life (x4)
Metal is my home
And
I need to get a kitten
I need to get a kitten
Kittens are metal as fuck
I need to get a kitten
Little kitten (x4)
I’m so glad you’re mine
So small and cute
I’ll love you for all time
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INTRO
Let me tell you ‘bout a story 'bout some kids I knew back in 1989
The internet was just a baby then, you couldn't just go online
And so you couldn't just click if you wanted a pic of a woman all undressed
You had to work hard, and you had to have luck, if you wanted to be so blessed
VERSE 1
Tommy's walkin' through the woods on a bright Sunday morning where the party was the night before
He’d been at home playing video games, no girls knocking at his door
The cool kids don't even know his name, his parents won't let him go anyway
But now when mom and dad send him to church, this is where he comes to pray
He thinks half-drunk beers could be his sacred wine, but he spits out his very first sip
He would try to find God in a castaway roach but he's afraid to touch the clip
But then the wind blows and flips the page of an abandoned magazine
And laid out before him is the most perfect sight his eyes have ever seen
CHORUS 1
Dirty Magazines
In the woods
And now he's gettin' a peek
At more than he should
He wants his first kiss so bad
But he's a little too good
So he's reading all about it in
Magazines in the woods
VERSE 2
That same morning found Heather asleep curled up underneath a tree
She'd been a little wild at the party last night with beer plentiful and free
She blinked her eyes and held her head and thought maybe she'd just die
With mom drugged out and dad long gone no one would ever cry
When she heard the moan she thought at first that someone had been hurt
She followed the sound when at last she found Tommy wearing just his shirt
She thought with that big brain of his he could help her leave this town
And with that giant heart he had she might just keep him around
CHORUS 2
Dirty Magazines
In the woods
And now she's gettin' a peek
At more than she should
She knows she's being so bad
But she thinks he looks good
While he's staring at pictures in
Magazines in the woods
BRIDGE / SOLO
VERSE 3
Well things were a little awkward at first when Heather said hello
But they got to talking and soon it felt like they were friends from long ago
And Monday at school kids stared at them and couldn't understand
How it came to be that Heather and Tommy were walking hand in hand
Two lonely souls knew love that day and they're still together now
They've got three kids and travel the world as their busy jobs allow
They think about days spent outside before computer screens
They proudly publish one of the world's last dirty magazines
CHORUS 1
Dirty Magazines
In the woods
And now he's gettin' a peek
At more than he should
He wants his first kiss so bad
But he's a little too good
So he's reading all about it in
Magazines in the woods
CHORUS 3
Dirty Magazines
In the woods
And now she's gettin' a peek
At more than she should
She knows she's being so bad
But she thinks he looks good
When they are staring at pictures in
Magazines in the woods
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Owen's New Best Friends
Owen's New Best Friends are:
Odilon Green (music & lyrics)
Jay Mayo (vocals).
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